when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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http://www.com/

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Tall asians

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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