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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

get in the car.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i