what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

child labor

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A seal walks into a club.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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