- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture