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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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