roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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women's rights

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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