- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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