- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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