- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Emily Walker.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do black people eat? Food.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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