- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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