why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Women's rights.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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