Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

You know what's catchy? A cold

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Smeg...

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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