what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

a man checks his mypsace

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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