69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

smell the vitamin C

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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