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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did the fish say after he

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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