- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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