- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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