- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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