"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What's red and funny? The holocaust

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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