what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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