- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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