A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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