Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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