- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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