An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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