Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A hill billy went fishing

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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hey justin

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Dumbledore dies.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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