- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why was the man sad His got raped

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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