Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A women left the kitchen.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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