A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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all the kids had fun

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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