- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

He--Hey guys

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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