- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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