- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What fires shots? A gun

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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