- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Guess who is violent. Osama

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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