- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Pickles

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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