- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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