- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

I am a mime

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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