- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

What do you do at a club? You club.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana