- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

womans rights...

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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