A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Caroline Kelly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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