- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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