- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

An Artic Storm.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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