- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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