- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Well this is pointless.....

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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