- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

i keep getting thumbs down...

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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