a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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