- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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