WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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