- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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