- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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