How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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