- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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