teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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