- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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