why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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they're dead. idiot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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