- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE GAME

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Women's Rights

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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