- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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