- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's 1+1? 69.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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