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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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