- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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