whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Well this is pointless.....

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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