- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Your Mom

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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