What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

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