"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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I am quite mature.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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