One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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women rights

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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