Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

How do you end a sentence

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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