- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Dance is a sport

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Miscarriages.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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