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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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