A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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