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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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