- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

who is not good looking? mon morello

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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