- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

just in time?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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