Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Where's the soap?

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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