- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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