What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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your mom died.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Once upon a time

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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