- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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