Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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You sick fiend

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Irish sobriety

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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