what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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knock knock? come in

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Where's the soap?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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