- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Yo mama so fat.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

antonio has a penis head.lol

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