- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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