- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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