Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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