- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A paralysed man falls over.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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