Who is John Galt?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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