What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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