What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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don't just stand there

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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aodhan hearty

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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