An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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penis

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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