I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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You sick fiend

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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