- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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