- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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