What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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