- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats 7+4? 74

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??