Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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