- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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