A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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