- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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