Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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copy me and i will kill you

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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