- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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