- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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