What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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America

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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