Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why? Why not?

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

no.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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