- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Asian women drivers...

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Hail Hitler

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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