- Anti Joke

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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