Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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The queen having a shit

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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