What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Cheese

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Joke

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Kyle grund parker coffey

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

CHORGLUND

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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