- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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