- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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