- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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