What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Emily Walker.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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