A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

i keep getting thumbs down...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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