Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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YOU

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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