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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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