It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Long joke Your such a downey

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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