why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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