roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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