- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."