Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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