- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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