What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

The american education system.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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