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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Allah walked into AK Bar

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

time to spruce up!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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