This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Anti Joke

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