What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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