- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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