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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

God is real.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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