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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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