- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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