(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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