- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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