- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Women's Rights

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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