- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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