- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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