I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Justin Bieber

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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