What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Women's rights

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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