- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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