Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

haha black people :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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