Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

outside your comfort zone

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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