- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

a black man walks out of popeyes

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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