An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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