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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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