What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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