The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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