Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

a black man pays his child support

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

black people swimming

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Anti Joke

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