What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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