- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock It's open, come in

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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