- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

David Cameron

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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