- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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