Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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