Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Cancer

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Anti Joke

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