- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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