- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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