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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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