A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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The Labour Party.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Jovan

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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