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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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