- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

I'm homeless.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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