- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

salad days!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Urban ghettos

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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