- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

your mom.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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