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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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