What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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