- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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