did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Weaner

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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