A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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