Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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