What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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You're a big fat monkey.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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