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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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