- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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