so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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