How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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