- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.