roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Brain fart

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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